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艾斯跳梨 2017-08-12
四块二的人设太苏了!

苏点1:他还会画画啊,石玫瑰封面脏兮兮的首专居然是他画的……看来同样脏的二专也是了。

怪不得单飞之后除了一个 the Seahorses 和两张个人solo,就不大活跃了。原来是躲在工作室里画画嘤。谜之男子哼哼哼。

(斜眼看向老贾,啥才艺都没有,晚年就给人到处当声优。)

(突然想到女神的最烂踢踏舞和尴尬口技了。已 K.O.。)

块二的早期画法好像属于 action painting,一种强调「绘画」这一动作本身、而非最终完成作品的流派,在四零到六零年代十分盛行。

看了该流派代表人物 Jackson Pollock 的作品……唔,跟块二的一样脏。

苏点1.5: 石玫瑰二专几乎是他一个人写的。很飞艇,好好好,好(<Love Spreads> 已轮傻。

苏点2:这货傲娇!录了专辑不发行,因为「随之而来的专辑宣传和巡演不好玩,让音乐变成了工作」(……)。这事儿他干了两回,跟 the Seahorses 一回自己一回。现在想想,前者是因为反正乐队也要解散了;后者根本是因为前两张 solo 被骂唱歌太难听,这回不敢发,找的借口吧嘻嘻。

及,这和贾老师的态度截然相反啊。至今都记得看油管上一个德国女记者的采访,问会不会带女票去巡演,贾老师说当然不了,(非常认真脸)音乐是business,女票是生活,两者...<She Bangs the Drums><(I Know A Girl Called) Jonny><She Bangs the Drum><Shine a Little Light><I Miss You><Welcome to the Valley><Strange Feeling><15 Days><Joe Louis>
四块二的人设太苏了!

苏点1:他还会画画啊,石玫瑰封面脏兮兮的首专居然是他画的……看来同样脏的二专也是了。

怪不得单飞之后除了一个 the Seahorses 和两张个人solo,就不大活跃了。原来是躲在工作室里画画嘤。谜之男子哼哼哼。

(斜眼看向老贾,啥才艺都没有,晚年就给人到处当声优。)

(突然想到女神的最烂踢踏舞和尴尬口技了。已 K.O.。)

块二的早期画法好像属于 action painting,一种强调「绘画」这一动作本身、而非最终完成作品的流派,在四零到六零年代十分盛行。

看了该流派代表人物 Jackson Pollock 的作品……唔,跟块二的一样脏。

苏点1.5: 石玫瑰二专几乎是他一个人写的。很飞艇,好好好,好(<Love Spreads> 已轮傻。

苏点2:这货傲娇!录了专辑不发行,因为「随之而来的专辑宣传和巡演不好玩,让音乐变成了工作」(……)。这事儿他干了两回,跟 the Seahorses 一回自己一回。现在想想,前者是因为反正乐队也要解散了;后者根本是因为前两张 solo 被骂唱歌太难听,这回不敢发,找的借口吧嘻嘻。

及,这和贾老师的态度截然相反啊。至今都记得看油管上一个德国女记者的采访,问会不会带女票去巡演,贾老师说当然不了,(非常认真脸)音乐是business,女票是生活,两者绝对不能弄混。

我当时:(星星眼)叔叔太睿智了。

👆然后这件事的另一个解释就是,不想让女票碍事吧(。)

苏点3:石玫瑰重组,块二对于这种明显自己打自己脸的行为,给出的借口是「去看了 Led Zeppelin 的重组演出,觉得还不错(~)」。冠冕堂皇,哼。

(……但不知道为啥就很苏。我艇是块儿好砖头,哪里需要往哪儿搬。)

继续苏块二:

在油管上看四块二画画,讲话语气平吞吞的,一直很小声,几乎没有语调的起伏。最后搞出来的东西十分之小清新,淡青配鹅黄的底色,窗花儿式印章,画布上大片大片的晕染效果。想想块二同学柔软安谧的内心世界,拿给没看过视频的粉丝看、说是他的画作,也很令人信服。

有意思的是底下的评论。骂他是个垃圾画家应该回去搞音乐的就不提了;有人说, he’s as dull as dish water……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈对不起明明知道这是在黑我们欧巴,还是忍不住笑到傻。这简直,太贴切的形容了,如果人格魅力可以量化,无论十分制/百分制四块二都只配得负分(……)。的确,就算把他独个儿拎到镜头前,不喜欢他的人,都不会多瞧他一眼的。

唔,年轻时还是会瞧一眼。毕竟贵圈第一校园王子(……),自带日系梦幻滤镜,还要啥人格。

然后还有一条评论,说 I’m getting ASMR from watching this…… 收获最多赞。我见识短呀,没听过什么叫 ASMR 呀,估计着不是什么好东西但还是谷狗了一下,出来结果是 Autonomous sensory meridian response,翻译过来叫「自发性知觉经络反应」。正想着这玩意儿是中文么我怎么看不懂,鼠标向下滑才看见一行字,「又称 颅内高潮 」。

……对不起我再次笑傻。

继续👉

一个烂梗:

石玫瑰的首专名曲、又甜又傻的 <She Bangs the Drums>,虽然猴王也take credit了,但歌词里抖M倾向显露无余,姑且当作是四块二的单方面创作。

(虽然以歌词的弱智程度完全有理由怀疑是猴王。不过也算了,石玫瑰的歌词什么时候智商突破过个位数,呵。)

然后嘞,Rowland S. Howard 有首歌叫 <(I Know A Girl Called) Jonny>,里面有一句相当挑逗的重复句叫 “Jonny bangs the drum”……怎么个挑逗法呢?这句的下文是 “She’s my narcotic lollipop” 和 “I put my fingers in his mouth”(摊手)。

当然,重点是很无聊的 John Squire = Johnny = Jonny 啦。然后两首歌都 bangs the drum(s),说明我的两位乐手欧巴都对敲小鼓有执念啊。

(暗恋队里鼓手很多年了是不是!你们说!)

👆所以说这是一个烂梗(((。

以及罗兰那首歌可好听了,特别性感,跟傻缺四块二没法儿比啊那真是。

说起来罗兰也只比块二大三岁而已……去世前那几年都憔悴成什么样儿了。虽然我总是(臭不要脸地)吹捧贾老头儿细皮嫩肉、驻颜有术,想想还是四块二最显年轻嘛!头发都没怎么白(老贾就输在这一点上于是转型做令人敬爱的老年艺术家了),褶子也不算多,整个人精神状态还是中年危机颓废模式、没转向勘破人生aka慈祥老头模式,已经很不错了!身材方面嘛,我们比上不足比下有余,看一眼隔壁高一级的萝卜头就够了(快给我滚。

8/16/2017

What is your idea of earthly paradise?
Scuba diving in the Cayman Islands with my mum.

What is your idea of living hell?
The last days of the Stone Roses were not at all pleasant.

Under what circumstances do you lie?
One of my daughter's hamsters has just died. I was planning to replace it with another one without her knowing.

What is your most endearing feature?
I make a good cup of tea.

What is your most annoying habit?
I don't sleep well. I get up in the middle of the night and listen to the radio.

Which historical figure do you most admire?
Joe Strummer. He was the lead singer in the first band I ever saw. I was besotted with The Clash. I didn't realise how much I loved him until he died.

Which living person do you most identify with?
My girlfriend, Sophie. We have been together five years. We have the same laid-back temperament.

Who are your favourite writers?
Graham Greene.JG Ballard. Chuck Palahniuk. I am reading his book Lullaby at the moment. It is great.


What makes you most happy?
Playing my guitar or painting. I don't think of myself as a painter but I love doing it. I enjoy making a mess.

What makes you most unhappy?
Hunger. Sleep deprivation.

If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?
Joe Strummer. I would just like to see him again. The last time I saw him was at his penultimate show in Sheffield. Sophie was pregnant at the time and desperate to leave because she was hot and bothered by the end of the show. We were invited backstage but I said we had better get off because Sophie was tired. I really regret not making the effort to go see him.

What can't you do without?
Comfortable shoes. I love desert boots. Suede. Crepe sole. Very OAP.

What is the most admirable thing you have done?
Beating a bird to death with a brick. It had been wounded by a car. I found that difficult but I was proud of myself for putting it out of its misery.


👇基本上可以路人转粉了:
http://thequietus.com/articles/02793-ian-brown-interview-finding-the-other-side-of-king-monkey

这个好黑啊啊哈哈哈哈:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/interview-ian-brown-roses-are-dead-1171937.html
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http://www.john-squire.com/phpBB3.2/

http://www.john-squire.com/news.html

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/oct/26/john-squire-stone-roses-homes
擦擦擦擦擦您娃也太多了吧。

Joe Louis ???

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当然了,等几个月之后脑残药效过去了,对着四块二那顶致青春式锅盖头/皮肉松弛老白脸苏不起来了,我还是要感谢他。要不是块二上山骑自行车把锁骨摔断了,小贾跟他的十三线小乐队怎么能一夜成为G节红咖呢,嘻嘻嘻。

所以教训就是,没事儿学什么自行车。

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http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/interview-john-squire-musician-1-816788

这个采访可以说是非常恶心了。

虽然他话讲得很有些道理,虽然撰文记者十分之 subtle 的马屁拍得太好、我都快看不下去了却很难嫌弃,但……一想到一年之后他就亲手啪啪啪打了自己十年份儿的耳光,还是有种邪恶的快感。

所以 lesson 2.0,人这张破嘴啊,能不张就不张;实在要张,能谈别人就别谈自己;实在要谈自己,请尽量含糊其辞、扯皮扯淡,就是不能说出真实的想法啊。

那么下面问题来了,我是该同情块二脸都打肿了是个实诚孩子,还是恶心他如更年期妇女反复无常呢?God knows I tried.

高亮👇
1. 记者的狗腿时刻

He pauses, a recurring characteristic of his speech. It's an endearing trait when you get used to it. Squire conserves his energy and thought, doesn't feel the need to fill silence with empty gabbling, and only speaks when he knows exactly what he wants to say.

他停顿了一会儿,这在他讲话时是很常见的。当你习惯了这一特点之后,你甚至会觉得这样很可爱。【很,可,爱。】Squire 对他的精力和思考相当保留,不认为自己需要用空洞的废话来填补空白,因此只在他认为能够准确表达自己想说的话时才开口。

2. 为后来打脸再尽一份绵薄之力

After the longest pause of the interview, he simply states: "I don't want to be one of those people. I'm very cynical whenever a band does reform, and I couldn't look my wife in the eye if I did it after making all the comments I have. There's plenty of people making music, anyway. I know I'd be livid if I was a 20-year-old trying to get somewhere, and all these old f***ers were coming back and getting my gigs."

我不想成为那些人中的一个。任何老乐队重组都令我嗤之以鼻。【嗤 之 以 鼻 !】要是重组石玫瑰的话,我都不敢直视我妻子的眼睛。【不 敢 直 视 妻 子 的 眼 睛 !】反正做音乐的人很多。我想如果我是个胸怀抱负的20岁的年轻人,我会对那些抢走我演出机会的老不死们恨之入骨的。【抢走年轻人演出机会的 老 不 死 !】


8/16/2017

老了爬不动了,采掘一下内部资源。

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjAwMzg1NzI0.html?spm=a2h0k.8191407.0.0&from=s1.8-1-1.2
国内来讲,才发现优酷是个追大牌(???)的好网站啊。BUT,我以前不觉得 Squire 是个大姓来着。

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTE0NjM4MDgw.html?spm=a2h0k.8191407.0.0&from=s1.8-1-1.2
感谢底下合唱群众。03:35之后创新高。

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTYwNDkyODM5Mg==.html?spm=a2h0k.8191407.0.0&from=s1.8-1-1.2
都躲开我要看 Mick Jones 大龅牙。那个黑T胖叔叔是谁?

大伙儿很嗨,唱出了大月经时期工农合璧歌舞团的味道,很好。就是块二又躲在后面,龅牙叔一开始想跟他对弹他都没抬头。没看见?拉倒吧那么高一根大白牙刷在面前杵着。

分明就是在怨念龅牙叔当年抛弃他 Joe 欧巴。缅怀 Joe 欧巴,一腔迷弟的真情啊。

我的妈呀笑死了,8分钟之后大龅牙对块二的勾引啊……讨小媳妇似的,一 脸 贱 相 。

大龅牙太可爱了嘤嘤嘤。

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTEzMjE3ODg0.html?spm=a2h0k.8191407.0.0&from=s1.8-1-1.2
这个和 <She Bangs the Drum> 他唱得都挺好的。就是摄像酷爱拍其鼻孔(。)

嘤嘤嘤 solo 那里好想念 Mani 跟 Reni ,混声效果差不是一点点。

这场动作真多,花样拽。

8/17/2017

连续听了一周 Time Changes Everything 跟 Marshall's House 之后,我觉得再去听什么 Iceage 啊之类的鬼都不成问题了。可以精神抖擞地直面世界上的任何噪音。毕竟任何实验噪音都没有又跑调又难听还挤挤巴巴的 vocal 更催促你去思考人生。

但是吧,摸着良心说话,歌写得真不错,随便换个路人来唱都是非常悦耳的流行金曲了。找了几个现场版视频来听,都还蛮好的。其实不跑调,就是太中年妇女式做作了【我在说什么】。

所以问题还是出在录音上,人声太靠前了,本来嗓子就难听,还重点突出……估计是自己意识不到,不得不说很自恋了。

当然啦也可能只是想当鲍勃迪伦而已。这个就没办法了。

第一张除了 <Shine a Little Light> 要我小命儿之外,还都挺好的。但旋律太流行了,<I Miss You> 和 <Welcome to the Valley> 这种听了让人分分钟想卷了袖子把他从麦克风前替下来【等等为什么要卷袖子】。

要挑的话,喜欢 <Strange Feeling> 和 <15 Days>。

喔对了,<Joe Louis> 满分前奏,但他副歌那个 舅~舅~舅舅路易~ 的嚎叫实在太恶心了。听一遍浑身寒毛直立,两遍就要 piss into the wind 了。

第二张整体我觉得比第一张舒服哎,可能是乐器音量调大了,四块二的鱼刺嗓儿没那么明显了——当然也可能只是我习惯了,嘻嘻。

没啥重点 tracks,能忍得了他唱歌就全都凑合听,忍不了就……忍不了了,嘻嘻嘻。


8/18/2017

那个年代的乐队,凡是没留下靠谱的现场录像的,肯定是没去过日本。

Daybreak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDoA4CS6ZcM
我就说这首 bass line 那么熟悉,就是 Whole Lotta Love 的吉他线嘛!

Breaking Into Heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEdkKYT20w
白衬衫卷袖子+针织背心,四块二你想当吉米页的努力我们都看到了。


10/12/2017

"John Squire always had his Fostex 16-track recorder in the tape cupboard at the back of the studio, and after we'd gone home he would sit there with headphones and work out all his parts," says John Leckie. "He always did that, right through 'Fool's Gold', up until the second album. In fact, part of the reason for the breakdown of that second album was that John would sit in his bedroom with the Fostex while the rest of us waited in the studio for his guitar parts. He wouldn't improvise or make something up in the studio, but he got to the stage where he was really good. For instance, on 'Bye Bye Badman' there's a guitar that plays all the way through — a kind of counter-lead line, going through a Leslie — and I remember him playing that in about half an hour. However, we had to wait four days for that before he came out of the cupboard."

The Fostex was also responsible for the Stone Roses album track 'Don't Stop', which evolved from the 16-track demo of 'Waterfall' being played backwards.

可爱至极!!!!
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