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狒佛 Baboon Buddha

01.夏山之恋 Love in Summerhill

02.狒佛偈 Chant of Baboon Buddha

03.千万最后一定要戴套 Be Sure to Use Condoms Before You Come

04.猫饼 Cat Pie

05.男优之歌 Song of a Porn Star

06.你就是我在这星球的位置 We Share the Same Position on the Planet

07.揭秘Bob Dylan未去现场领诺贝尔奖的真实原因 The Reason Why Bob Dylan did not Attend the Nobel Prize Ceremony

08.帮我买瓶开塞露 Could You Buy Me an Enema

09.性会 Sexlonga

10.怦 Pitpat

01.《夏山之恋》 Love in Summerhill

假如在夏山遇到你

If I meet you in Summerhill

我一定会爱上你

I'll fall in love with you for sure

我们会自由自在地操逼

We'll fuck as much as we like

因为我们肯定爱得死来活去

'cause we shall be madly in love with each other

我要操你的屄

I will fuck you in the cunt

我肯定要操你美丽的屄

I will fuck you in your beautiful cunt

真想在夏山就遇到你

I wish I had met you in Summerhill

我们会有多开心

I can't imagine how happy we shall be

我不知道还有什么事情

I wonder if there is anything that can be more important

能超过在夏山爱上你

than falling in love with you in Summerhill

我爱你,我爱你

I love you I love you

我好爱你

So much I love you

我爱你,我爱你

I love you I love you

我好爱你

So much I love you

02.《狒佛偈》 Chant of Baboon Buddha

狒佛有根大鸡巴

Baboon Buddha has a big dick

狒佛有两颗大睾丸

Baboon Buddha have two large testicles

狒佛还长了许多阴毛

Baboon Buddha have a lot of pubic hair

南无本师狒佛

Namo Baboon Buddha

狒佛每天吃肉

Baboon Buddha eat meat every day

狒佛整夜喝酒

Baboon Buddha drink all night long

狒佛不停操屄

Baboon Buddha fuck day and night

南无本师狒佛

Namo Baboon Buddha

狒佛生活在东方

Baboon Buddha live in the east

狒佛偶尔飞西方

Baboon Buddha sometimes fly to the west

狒佛难得去北方

Baboon Buddha rarely go to the north

南无本师狒佛

Namo Baboon Buddha

狒佛不太像狒狒

Baboon Buddha is not like baboons

狒佛也不太像佛

Baboon Buddha is not like Buddhas too

狒佛管它像什么

No matter what Baboon Buddha is like

南无本师狒佛

Namo Baboon Buddha

03.《千万最后一定要戴套》 Be Sure to Use Condoms Before You Come

没有人喜欢戴套

No one likes condoms

没有人喜欢戴套

No one likes condoms

没有人喜欢戴套

No one likes condoms

又有谁喜欢戴套

Who would like condoms

又有谁喜欢戴套

Who would like condoms

就连小姑娘也一样

Even girls feel the same way

不喜欢戴套,不喜欢戴套

They don't like condoms

但是一直体外射精

But If you keep using withdrawal method

迟早有一天会出事情

It will cause you problem sooner or later

所以我总结出了一个方法

Then I conceived of a solution

前三分之二的过程

During the first two-third of the proccess

可以不用戴套

You can have sex without condoms

可是最后三分之一的时间

But when reaching the last one-third of it

一定要戴套

Be sure to use condoms

一定要戴套

Be sure to use condoms

一定要戴套后

Be sure to use condoms

再冲刺,再冲刺

Before the final rush

再冲刺,冲刺

Before the final rush

千万最后一定要戴套啊

Be sure to use condoms before you come

不要心里面只图个省事啊

or you'll suffer for being lazy

千万最后一定要戴套啊

Be sure to use condoms before you come

不要脑子里面光想着省钱啊

or you'll suffer for being stingy

千万最后一定要戴套啊

Be sure to use condoms before you come

不要总以为这次不会啊

Don't take any chances

千万最后一定要戴套啊

Be sure to use condoms before you come

不要老觉得自己很行啊

Don't be so conceited

04.《猫饼》 Cat Pie

一个猫饼

There's a cat pie

贴在路的中心

Lying in the middle of the street

圆圆扁扁的猫饼

Round and flat

一个猫饼

A cat pie

连着一个猫饼

After a cat pie

整条马路贴满猫饼

The whole street is covered with cat pies

一个人饼

There's a man pie

铺在路的中心

Lying in the middle of the street

粘粘乎乎的人饼

Pasty and sticky

一个人饼

A man pie

接着一个人饼

After a man pie

整个世界铺满人饼

The whole world is covered with man pies

一辆汽车

One car

两辆汽车

Two cars

三辆四辆汽车

Three and four cars

五辆汽车

Five cars

六辆汽车

Six Cars

七辆八辆汽车

Seven and eight cars

一辆汽车

One car

跟着一辆汽车

Following another

汽车跟着汽车

Cars by cars

除了汽车

Cars here

还是汽车

Cars there

汽车汽车汽车

Cars cars cars

滴滴叭叭呜

Toot toot toot

滴滴叭叭呜

Toot toot toot

05.《男优之歌》 Song of a Porn Star

我睡够了大美女

I'm tired of sleeping with beautiful girls

大美女也睡够了我

The beauties are also tired of sleeping with me

我睡够了天下的大美女

I'm tired of sleeping with beautiful girls all over the world

大美女也都睡够了我

The beauties are also tired of sleeping with me

我玩够了大美女

I'm tired of shagging beautiful girls

大美女也玩够了我

They are also tired of shagging me

我玩够了世上的大美女

I'm tired of shagging beautiful girls all over the world

大美女也都玩够了我

They are also tired of shagging me

我受够了大美女

I get bored with beautiful girls

大美女也受够了我

They also get bored with me

我受够了人间的大美女

I get bored with beautiful girls on earth

大美女也都受够了我

They also get bored with me

日光之下并无新事

There is nothing new under the sun

一日不作一日不食

A day without work is a day without bread

日光之下并无心事

There is nothing on my mind under the sun

一日不作一日不死

A day looking for trouble is a day approaching the dead

06.《你就是我在这个星球的位置》We Share the Same Position on the Planet

人很可笑

Human beings are absurd

也很可怜

Human beings are abject

人很可爱

Human beings are adorable

又很可恨

Human beings are abominable

总不知道

They don't know

自己是什么

who they are

更不知道

They don't know either

自己要什么

what they want

你就是我在这星球的位置

We share the same position on the planet

你就是我在这宇宙的位置

We share the same sosition in the universe

说很简单

It's simple

也很简单

If you see it in a simple way

说很复杂

Otherwise

又很复杂

It's complicated

自己知道

Knowing

自己是什么

who you are

自己知道

Knowing

自己要什么

what you want

你就是我在这星球的位置

We share the same position on the planet

你就是我在这宇宙的位置

We share the same sosition in the universe

我只有一句话想说

I only have one thing to say

我只有一句话想说

I only have one thing to say

我只说一句话一句话一句话

One thing, only one thing

你就是我在这星球的位置

We share the same position on the planet

你就是我在这宇宙的位置

We share the same sosition in the universe

07.《揭秘Bob Dylan未去现场领诺贝尔奖的真实原因》The Reason Why Bob Dylan did not Attend the Nobel Prize Ceremony

Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize

我正好在家里吃辣糊酱

I was having chilli sauce at home

辣糊酱,辣糊酱,辣糊酱酱酱酱酱

chilli sauce, chilli sauce, chilli chilli chilli sauce

辣糊酱,辣糊酱,我在吃辣糊酱

chilli sauce, chilli sauce, I was having chilli sauce

Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize

我真想请他来吃我的辣糊酱

I really wanna treat him to my chilli sause

辣糊酱,辣糊酱,辣糊酱酱酱酱酱

chilli sauce, chilli sauce, chilli chilli chilli sauce

辣糊酱,辣糊酱,请他吃辣糊酱

chilli sauce, chilli sauce, treat him to my chilli sause

Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize

可他竟然没有去领这个诺贝尔奖

But he didn't go to the ceremony

诺贝尔奖,诺贝尔奖,诺贝尔奖奖奖奖奖

Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize, Nobel Nobel Nobel Prize

诺贝尔奖,诺贝尔奖,他去了哪里爽

Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize, where did Dylan go?

Bob Dylan得了诺贝尔奖,

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize

他来到我家一起狂吃辣糊酱

He was eating chilli sauce with me at home

辣糊酱,辣糊酱,辣糊酱酱酱酱酱

chilli sauce, chilli sauce, chilli chilli chilli sauce

辣糊酱,辣糊酱,我们吃得非常爽

chilli sauce, chilli sauce, we all liked chilli sauce

我问他诺贝尔奖怎么样

I asked him about the Nobel Prize

他给我唱了首"blow in the wind"

He sang me "blow in the wind"

我又问他我的辣糊酱又怎么样

Then I asked him about my chilli sauce

他给我唱了首"knocking on heaven's door"

He sang me "knocking on heaven's door"

Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者

Bob Dylan is a rude egoist

Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者

Bob Dylan is a rude egoist

Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者

Bob Dylan is a rude egoist

Bob Dylan 是个粗糙的利己主义者

Bob Dylan is a rude egoist

08.《帮我买瓶开塞露》 Could You Buy Me an Enema

谢谢你能来看我

Thank you for coming to visit me

我一切都还不错

Everything is going just well

要不就今天晚上

you can come tonight

要不就明日下午

or tomorrow afternoon

你什么都不用带

you don't need to bring anything

你什么都不用买

you don't need to buy anything

我家里面应有尽有

I've got everthing home

有酒有肉还有妞

wines, meat and girls

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

还记得我的爷爷

I remember that my grandfather

用开塞露通大便

uses enema to help loosen the bowels

还记得我一个大学同学

I remember that one of my colloge classmate

还用开塞露涂脸

uses enema as facial care products

开塞露什么年纪都能用

Enema is suitable for all ages

开塞露任何部位都能涂

Enema can be applied to all parts

它不仅能够疏通内外

Not only can it dredge within and without

还可以滋润万物

But it can also lubricate all creations

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

帮我买瓶开塞露

Could You Buy Me an Enema

09.《性会》 Sexlonga

晚上没事干

If you have nothing to do during the night

身体在呼唤

and your body filled with sexual appetite

那就去性会玩一玩

Why not going to sexlonga to spend some time

男人不算少

A number of boys are waiting inside

女生正不断进来

Girls are entering one after another

灯光被调到最舒适的昏暗

Dim lights are perfectly set

哦,哦

oh, oh

平时不太看到你来

I didn't see you very often

哦,哦

oh, oh

请问你在哪里上班

What are you doing these days?

你长得好帅

you are such a handsome guy

我觉得你真可爱

you are such a lovely girl

合二为一创造着快感

we lust for ecstasy as our bodies combine

你有一点紧张

You are a little nervous

我还能更自然

I can act more naturally

十八般武艺要让你爽翻

Using all my skills to make you satisfied

哦,哦,

oh, oh

抱歉今天我的状态一般

Sorry for my weak performance tonight

哦,哦,

oh, oh,

其实你的技术还不赖

I think you are good in bed

哦,哦,

oh, oh,

下次你什么时候再来

When will you come next time?

哦,哦,

oh, oh

好想和你谈个恋爱

I really want to be your girlfriend

10.《怦》 Pitpat

There

有一个声音

There is a sound

有一个声音在

There is a sound in

我的心底

the bottom of my heart

Listen

就是这个声音

This is the sound

就是这个声音来自

This is the sound from

我的心底

the bottom of my heart

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