死侍2 死侍2 8.1分

《死侍2》里死侍又有哪些精彩的嘴炮?

fang-banger
2018-05-18 04:34:08
提示:这篇影评可能有剧透

*迪士尼梗*

(大意是说上一部死侍说到我这是爱情片,这一部死侍说我这是家庭电影,每一部好的家庭电影一开头都会有一场谋杀,会有人死掉,比如《小鹿斑比》,《狮子王》,还有《电锯惊魂》。。死侍童年都看啥玩意)

*logan梗*

guess what Wolvie, I’m dying in this movie too!

(金刚狼你猜咋地,我在这部里也要死)

*avengers梗*

He’s just an old fuck with a winter soldier arm! (referring Cable)

(说电索不过是个有冬兵机械手臂的老头子)

Black black widow.

(说domino是黑·黑寡妇)

Brown panther.

(管印度出租车司机dopinder叫棕豹)

Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.

(管电索叫灭霸)

*DC梗*

That's so dark. You sure you're not from the DC Universe?

(你太黑暗了你是dc宇宙来的吧)

I am Batman!

I was fighting a caped bat-ass, and we found out his mother’s name is Martha too.

(跟Vanessa解释自己的迟到原因,说自己和一个披着斗篷的坏蛋/蝙蝠打架,发现他妈妈名字也叫martha。原文记不住了大概这意思

...
显示全文

*迪士尼梗*

(大意是说上一部死侍说到我这是爱情片,这一部死侍说我这是家庭电影,每一部好的家庭电影一开头都会有一场谋杀,会有人死掉,比如《小鹿斑比》,《狮子王》,还有《电锯惊魂》。。死侍童年都看啥玩意)

*logan梗*

guess what Wolvie, I’m dying in this movie too!

(金刚狼你猜咋地,我在这部里也要死)

*avengers梗*

He’s just an old fuck with a winter soldier arm! (referring Cable)

(说电索不过是个有冬兵机械手臂的老头子)

Black black widow.

(说domino是黑·黑寡妇)

Brown panther.

(管印度出租车司机dopinder叫棕豹)

Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.

(管电索叫灭霸)

*DC梗*

That's so dark. You sure you're not from the DC Universe?

(你太黑暗了你是dc宇宙来的吧)

I am Batman!

I was fighting a caped bat-ass, and we found out his mother’s name is Martha too.

(跟Vanessa解释自己的迟到原因,说自己和一个披着斗篷的坏蛋/蝙蝠打架,发现他妈妈名字也叫martha。原文记不住了大概这意思,旁边男的笑得差点厥过去)

*老婆梗*

忘了前面说啥,....Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is pure pornography.

(说Blake Lively的电影是纯毛片)

*其他乱七八糟的*

I’m not xmen material at all cos I’m not a virgin.

(我可当不了xmen,首先我不是处男)

Dubstep never dies!!!

(咋就喜欢上dubstep了..Cable表示dubstep is for pussies)

-We are xmen! -No you are x people! -You are exhausting! (性别歧视梗)

In the words of Beyonce, please stop cheating on me.

(指beyonce的专辑lemonade)

Cure for blindness - 上一部死侍和Blind Al说我在你家埋了n多cocaine,就在失明的解药旁边哦。这一部里死侍把公寓地板翘起来找毒$品的时候,下面塞了好几包子cocaine,旁边还有一大包东西标签上写的cure for blindness

其他还有好多好多...跟不上他那张(没缝上的)嘴啊……

53
11

查看更多豆瓣高分电影电视剧

回应(23)

查看更多回应(23)

死侍2的更多影评

推荐死侍2的豆列

提到这部电影的日记

了解更多电影信息

豆瓣正在热议

豆瓣
免费下载 iOS / Android 版客户端