这样世界上只有妈妈最爱你

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2018-02-11 看过

讲述女儿们想摆脱妈妈们的过度关心的喜剧片,被其中一段台词打动了,Your mom was probably pretty normal before she had you.

But then you were born. And you didn't sleep for six months,

so she didn't sleep for six months.

And you refused to eat,and when you did eat,you would barf all over her clothes.

And that made your mom a little crazy.

And then you fell off your bike and you broke your arm.

And then you got bullied in school.

And then you started dating that weird dude with the stake through his nose.

And all those things made your mom a little more crazy.

And then you got married and you bought a house you can't afford

and you're raising kids who never say "please" or "thank you."

Shit, they can't even read.

And all those things made your mom super-duper crazy.

And now you come into my office and you go, "Dr. Karl,why is my mom so crazy?"

And the answer is.¨You, motherfucker.You made your mom crazy.

So be nice to your mom 'cause you're the one who fucked her shit up.

这个世界上没有比妈妈更爱你的人,春节将至,珍惜亲人。

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