Abradolph Lincoler

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Y-you're like hitler,but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

-Rick,what about the reality we left behind? -What about the reality Hitler cured cancer,Marty?The answer is don't think about it.

Life is effort.I'll stop when I die!

Well,we can't all be raised like reptiles by a mentally ill scientist.

-Obviously,at some point,the Gazorpians became so evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines.The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking allowed them to focus entirely on war,so they bombed themselves back to the Stone Age,and now they just fight with each other over fake [Bleep] with sticks and rocks all day long. -You think it's efficient to get rig of woman? -You ever see a line for the men's room?

Oh, I get it. The old behind-every-great-man Amazon twist.

My life has been a lie! God is dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas! They moved the date! It was a pa...

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Y-you're like hitler,but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

-Rick,what about the reality we left behind? -What about the reality Hitler cured cancer,Marty?The answer is don't think about it.

Life is effort.I'll stop when I die!

Well,we can't all be raised like reptiles by a mentally ill scientist.

-Obviously,at some point,the Gazorpians became so evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines.The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking allowed them to focus entirely on war,so they bombed themselves back to the Stone Age,and now they just fight with each other over fake [Bleep] with sticks and rocks all day long. -You think it's efficient to get rig of woman? -You ever see a line for the men's room?

Oh, I get it. The old behind-every-great-man Amazon twist.

My life has been a lie! God is dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas! They moved the date! It was a pagan holiday!

No. I'd say,given what we've been through,that I was right the whole time and any epiphanies about gender politics were a projection of your feminine insecurity.

This microscope reveals things beyond comprehension.

The young eat the old if you let them,Jerry.

I was zuckerberging people before Zuckerberg's balls dropped.

That's...humbling and flattering.

And that's how I took my storefront into the forefront of the (up)? front.

So,as they say in Canada,pace oot!

Well,La-di-da.

Pride cometh before the fall.

Listen,you have my words as a caregiver.

It's like the N-word and the C-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.

To get wriggledy wriggedy wrecked,son!

What does a rapist look like exactly,Beth? Is it a Slavic man wearing a denim jacket with a patchy beard and the scent of cheap champagne waft over his blister-pocked lips?

S2

Don't hate the player,hate the game,son.

Take it easy. This is a blessing in disguise.

Pssh. White-people problems,Morty.

All right,third time's the charm.

S3

So safe,so comfortable,so Shoney's.

ghoulish overkill

Yeah,I'd like to get a 10-piece McNugget and a bunch of the Szechuan sauce. Like,as much as you're allowed to give me.

I'll make it up as I go.

Oh,there's not enough room for all my genius,so I'm leaving you with my fear of wicker furniture,my desire to play the trumpet,my tentative plans to purchase a hat,and six years of improv workshops. Comedy comes in threes.

Always wait for permission to feel accomplishment.

Employee of the month,ladies and gentlemen.

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