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EP06

SWOT Analysis for "Let Blaine Die"
SWOT分析法之“搞死布莱恩”

Strengths
竞争优势

Blaine sh*ts pants from fear. Pant discovered after death
布莱恩吓得尿裤子。他死后内裤被人发现了。

A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce
死了的布莱恩就是不能繁殖的布莱恩

Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone
布莱恩在最后一刻发现自己的脸没了

Web traffic goes viral
网路流量病变

Blaine is no longer alive
布莱恩不复存在

Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled

After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
撞上大楼后,?

Death captured on high resolution slow motion, holds up on repeated viewings

Saves assholes from making mistakes in math
拯救犯数学错误的混蛋

One less guy named Blaine
少一个叫布莱恩的家伙

Blaine is dead
布莱恩挂了

As a giant douche Blaine tormented in hell
洗道大拿布莱恩地狱受难

Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong
布莱恩引尽颈之血终晓数之过

Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"
实现“撒旦会做什么”

Sense of accomplishment
完成感

Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death



Weaknesses
竞争劣势

Blaine dies super fast
竞争劣势挂超~快

Blaine's blood has aids and gets on kids
布莱恩的血有救助并繁衍后代

Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief
吉娜出于悲痛与布莱恩在医院完婚

Gina kills self out of grief
吉娜痛苦自杀

People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them
人们穿着T恤,上面印着布莱恩的脸

Building is structurally damaged
大楼结构损毁

Gina enters convent out of grief
吉娜由于悲痛而信教

Gina can't have sex due to “bummer vibe” of funeral
吉娜因为葬礼的“bummer vibe” 不能OOXX

Blaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed in hospital
布莱恩挂很慢但是我们看不到因为医院只让亲属进

Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off the building
很遗憾洗窗户的必须要清洗掉大楼上的血渍

Blaine's funeral televised, preempts Star Trek TNG marathon
布莱恩的葬礼上了电视,抢先于星战TNG马拉松

Opportunities
机会

Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
如果不是太血腥,就拿走他的钱包

Gina needs consoling
吉娜需要安抚

Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
用碳足迹复制一个布莱恩

Defecating on Blaine's grave
在布莱恩坟墓上便便

F**k Gina
草吉娜

Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
与吉娜和布莱恩的辣妈3P?

Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring his remains again
挖布莱恩坟,再羞辱他的残骸

We get to enjoy being superior
我们要享受高人一等

Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's grave
在布莱恩的坟上瞎啪啪啪吉娜

Urinating on Blaine's grave
在布莱恩坟上嘘嘘

Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude f**k us
收集布莱恩的器官给有癌症的辣妹,然后她们会心怀感激地草我们

Death leads to regulations in stunt industry — lives saved
死亡会带来替身行业的规范--拯救生命

Masturbating on Blaine's grave
在布莱恩坟上手yin

Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
?
Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
鸟要吃布莱恩的shi体

Ejaculation
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Threats
威胁

Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence
仇火熏心的布莱恩支持者们以犯罪过失控诉我们

Over time Gina becomes more clingy and less hot
一段时间后吉娜变得很粘人,不那么辣了

After this nothing is ever as much fun again
再没啥事儿能跟这一样好玩儿了

People find out and on youtube death video, we get flamed in the comments section
人们在油管上找出死亡视频,我们被评论区惹火了

Philz coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memory
Philz 咖啡为纪念布莱恩歇业一天

Investigation and trial sets back pied piper build
调查和审判会阻挠魔笛手建设

We can only watch him die once
我们只能看他死一次

Guilt (Dinesh only)
犯罪感(只有迪尼斯有)
53 有用
5 没用
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