欢迎美国人排队前往天堂

第一时间在汤上写了英文吐槽233放上中文版。

连播15年的魔幻剧《邪恶力量》终于在本周完结。好在俺最喜欢的人设既不是温家双煞也不是基天使卡，而是本剧中作为创作者编剧们化身的上帝Chuck。尽管Chuck在上一基完败于他的小孙孙，但这个终集结局给我一种奇妙的感觉，好像Chuck并没有输，而是成功实现了他双杀主角的阴谋。是的，两位上天入地的猪脚终于死翘翘了，而这次，他们甚至对这份既定的命运都不挣扎一下。恭喜Chuck！终于可以像耶稣基督一样降落在人间过平静生活了！

显而易见，Sam和Dean对死亡这件事一直是很抗拒的，因为他们觉得死亡是挺可怕的一件事。所以，干嘛不建造一个大家都能享有幸福的天堂呢？以慰藉20万死于新冠的美国人还有他们悲伤的家庭，告诉他们死亡没什么大不了的，继续听从川总的号召不戴口罩出去乱晃吧。反正你们总归是要去天堂的，前往一个没有孤独和恐惧的乐园！

真是太讽刺了。至少e18的小卡还知道什么是真正的幸福。真正的幸福一个人在活着的时候就可以通过自己的努力活得。至于这剧终集的天堂？那不过是安慰人的幻想罢了。

It's fortunate for me that my favorite design of character in this show is neither the Winchesters nor the gay angel, but God Chuck who stands for the creators and writers of the Supernatural series. Although Chuck seems defeated in the previous episode by his grandson, the season finale today gives me a strange feeling that his grand plan of killing off the Winchesters has never failed. Yes, the all-mighty protagonists are finally dead, and this time they don't even make an effort to fight against their destiny. Congratulations, Chuck! You can finally enjoy your "being human Jesus" life on Earth in peace!

You see, Sam and Dean used to refuse to die, because they think death is horrible. So why not build a heaven where everybody can achieve happiness? To comfort the 200 000 Americans who died of COVID and their dismayed family members, and to tell the people it's all right to die, so carry on not wearing masks and ignoring social distancing so as you President commands. After all you are all going to heaven, a happy place without fear or loneliness!

So ironic. At least Castiel in ep18 knows what true happiness is. True happiness is what people can actively achieve when they are alive. But the Heaven in the finale? I reckon it's just a tender illusion.