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Frank 2010-07-25
Crawled To Home
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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  • C•麦兜兜
    ...not so much fun...but is this the frank who feels lonely...?
  • Frank
    yes, ur right, but the id was banned

    and thanks god, i found a girl friday
  • 肖 棋之
    just fine..
  • C•麦兜兜
    oh mi...congrats Frank...u 2 r soooo lucky to have each other...cherish the time when being together bro..
    btw...i have a Frank by my side now...he's saying hello to ya lol
  • 小兔玥
    http://tg.ndi.com.cn/englishfun/efun3.htm
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