You know what, babe,fuck it.
These guys know all about me.
Tell them about someone different.
So I thought I'd say something about a hero of Chris's.
A man called captain Joe Katanga.
In 1960,climbing into a foil balloon,Captain Joe ascended 32 kilometres into the stratophere.
And then,armed only with a parachute,he jumped out.
He fell for four minutes and 36 seconds,reaching 740mph before opening his parachute five kilometres above the earth.
It had never been done before.
And has neber been done since.
He did it just because he could and that's why Chris loved him.
Because the thing about Chris was he said yes.
He said yes to everything.
He loved everyone.
He was the bravest boy...man,I knew.
And that was...he flung himself oout of a foil ballon every day.
Because he could.Because he was.
And that's why...We...We loved him.