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Four new fathers (A joke)

Julia 2010-07-24
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!"

Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets.

"Wow! That's incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation."

An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the birth of his quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"

After this, everyone turned to the fourth guy who had just fainted. The nurse rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness, they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job...."

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  • 砂子
    这个好
  • [已注销]
    不特别好笑,看看下面这个效果如何

    A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

    The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

    The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

    The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

    The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

    After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

    The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
  • [已注销]
    一个拿工程师开刷的笑话

    An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
    The engineer said, "I like both."
    "Both?"
    "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
  • 砂子
    第一个不好,第二个不错
  • [已注销]
    2L太强了……
  • Julia
    汗!
  • L@®aine
    这个笑话很老了,不过我这些年就靠他笑了

    An Arab was interviewed at a U.S checkpoint.
      Guard:your name please?
      Arab:ABDUL AZIZ
      G:sex?
      A:6 times a week.
      G:I mean,male or female?
      A:doesn’t matter,sometimes even camel
      G:holy cow!!
      A:yes,cows and dogs too!
      G:man,isn’t that hostile?
      A:hostile,dogstyle any style!
      G:oh dear!!
      A:deer?no deer!they run fast….
  • 砂子
    好!
  • [已注销]
    第二个笑话。。。看到anal的时候猜到的结尾- -
  • Duh
    哈哈
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