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喜北肉豆蔻 2010-07-23
樓上放的電子為甚麼中間穿插著死嗓

然後還有踢踏舞踩樓板的聲音

我今天跟老師說,阿你喜歡the National喔

老師點頭

我瞬間覺得我太文藝了

聽說昨天media law的老師沒帶領帶是因為

前天打賭輸給另外一個老師

結果大白天帶著一個巨型粉色領結上課

晚上不好意思

於是摘掉了

今天media law上課講falwell v flynt

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Falwellhustler.jpg

一個色情刊物出版商詆毀一個基督再世一樣的政治家

兩個學生把報紙念了遍

笑岔氣

後面講到了Haunted開篇的Death of Orgasm

原來美國每年真的有1000個小孩

死時脖子上纏著絲襪

只是為了追求傻逼的快感

再後來

講到Hot Chicks and Douchebag

有個中國妞問

神馬是Douchebag

哄堂大笑

media law太開心了
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  • 兽白|wutever
    GOOGLE了下

    http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/falwell/trialaccount.html

    太长
  • 狐小花
    洗洗更贱康
  • 喜北肉豆蔻
    看我贴的那个,然后读一下。。。会笑死的- -
  • 喜北肉豆蔻
    Jerry Falwell talks about his first time

    Falwell: My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia.(著名禁欲学校所在地,禁止一男一女两个人共处一室)

    Interview: Wasnt it a little cramped?

    F: Not after I kicked the goat out.

    I: I see. You must tell me all about it.

    F: I never really expected to make it with Mom, but then after she showed all the other guys in town such a good time, I figured, "What the hell!"

    I: But your mom? Isnt that a bit odd?

    F: I dont think so. Looks dont mean much to me in a woman.

    I: Go on.

    F: Well, we were drunk off our God-fearing asses on Campari, ginger ale and soda - that's called a Fire and Brimstone - at that time. And Mom looked better than a Baptist whore with a $100 donation.

    I: Campari in the crapper with Mom...how interesting. Well, how was it?

    F: The Campari was great, but Mom passed out before I could come.

    I: Did you ever try it again?

    F: Sure....lots of times. But no in the outhouse. Between Mom and the Shit, the flies were too much to bear.

    I: We meant the Campari.

    F: OH yeah. I always get sloshed before I go out to the pulpit. You dont think I could lay down all that bullshit sober, do you?
  • 12
    推荐你去看电影《CHOKE》
  • 12
    还有《世界上最伟大的父亲》
  • 喜北肉豆蔻
    好的
  • 狐小花
    。。。。。。。。
  • 12
    肿摸辣
  • aaajiao
    神馬是Douchebag
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