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《wrong hole》作者又出新作,《SY生活》唱出死宅心声

silverslink 2010-07-23

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  • 明灭
    沙化吗!
  • 明灭
    是杀花!
  • Yui Requiem
    Well its prom night, I’m all alone and man I feel so lame.
    Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams but she doesn’t even know my name

    As I stare my heart skips a beat, she leaves me breathless I can’t pretend
    I know that I can’t offer her much, but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend

    You may never want me
    But love for you is true
    So everywhere I go girl
    I’ll be touching myself to you

    Oh…I will masturbate to you in the shower
    In the cafeteria during lunch hour
    Gonna play with myself in my Parents’ car…
    to you!

    Oooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach
    In the dentists chair while he’s cleaning my teeth
    I’ll never see you again after tonight
    But I will masturbate to you for life

    Don’t dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love
    You can write poetry, me I will rub and tug

    I’ll never hold you
    Lay with you in the sand
    Go live your life girl
    Cause I’ll being making love to my hand

    Oh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend
    On Martin Luther King Day and duing Halloween
    Stroking every single night of Hanukah

    Oh, I will masturbate to you over sea’s
    On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen
    Honey go with him, I’ll be alright.
    Cause I will masturbate to you for life

    Life is so lonely without you
    There’s only so much jerking one guy can do
    But why this devotion
    I’ve wasted all my lotion
    Baby I was blind but now I can see..

    Oh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me
    Every single birthday and anniversary
    In the delivery room as our first child is born

    I will masturbate to you and you alone
    Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home
    You’re the one that I need I must have missed it somehow
    But I will masturbate, I will masturbate, I will masturbate..
    To you right now…..
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