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Best dirty joke ever.

Gonz 2010-07-22
Lay you or Jack off


Two managers are going over their budget for the next year.

After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Jane.

They go back and forth but can't decide who to lay off.

Finally, one manager decides that they lay off the first person who gets up from their desk.

In the meantime, Jane is hard at work but suddenly gets a headache. She gets some aspirin from her desk drawer and gets up from her desk to get some water.

One of the managers gets up to break the bad news to Jane.

Manager: "Jane, I need to talk to you. I've got a problem. I either need to lay you or Jack off..."

Jane: "Well, Jack off. I've got a headache."
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  • 文化植
    - - 假如不查jack off是啥意思,我就看不懂了
  • 香港不能
    我看完笑死了 看这贴这么沉 哥就帮忙LAY一下吧
  • 瓦西里同志
    我也把这帖lay了吧
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