Awesome.

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain
by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi,
now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation
of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal
and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious
and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance,
a vendetta held as a votive not in vain,
for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant
and the virtuous.