恐怖电影逃生指南

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• 死罪五：好奇 你在电影院看到过这样的电影吧——女生听见奇怪的声音，决定去查看一下是哪里传出来的。注意到当她爬上楼梯时，观众开始紧张起来了吗？那是因为他们熟悉这样一个基本的恐怖片公式：好奇=找死 如果你整要上楼查看，全场观众都会为你捏一把汗呢。要特别留心下面的语句： “是你吗，帕奇？”巧了，躲在柜子里的那个血爪杀人魔也叫“帕奇”！ “我想去看看那间阴森的老房子里有些啥。”阴森的老房子里该有些啥，它大概也配置齐全，板斧、铁钩、绞肉机什么的会很中你们的意。 “你觉得它死了吗？”不知道，你快过去拿棍子戳戳看啊，看它会不会抓住你胳膊，撕下你半张脸呀！ (查看原文)

  黄色潜水艇 1赞 2014-11-06 18:23:22

• CHECK THE CALENDAR. There are only three months in the horror movie year: July, October, and December. In July, teens are off from school—free to drink, wear bikinis, attend summer camp, and take each other’s virginity at will. October is, of course, the unholiest of months—when long-dead serial killers, ghosts, witches, and all manner of beast return to the world of the living to seek revenge. And December is reserved for Christmas killing sprees, evil Santas, possessed stepfathers, gremlins, and snow-bound caretakers. If the nearest calendar reads “May,” you can relax a little. However, if every Friday falls on the 13th, forget the month. You’re toast. CHECK YOUR WATCH. The horror movie day is still 24 hours long, but 21 of those hours are at night. If it’s almost always dark, all signs ... (查看原文)

  Efkfra 2013-08-31 14:45:02

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